On Fri, 10 Jun 2005 13:30:51 GMT, "ShinyMermaid"
Post by ShinyMermaidPost by x***@y.zzzOn Thu, 09 Jun 2005 13:04:02 GMT, "ShinyMermaid"
Post by ShinyMermaidPost by x***@y.zzzthis episode just so he could get those awful jokes on the air?
What were the jokes? I can't remember them.
They were in the teaser. These aren't word-for-word, but...
1) Two Perseids walk into a bar...which is crazy; you'd think the
second one would've seen it and gone around!
2) Magog goes into the doctor's office. "Doc, I'm gonna die in 59
seconds!" Doc says, "Be with you in a minute!"
3) A big moron and a little moron are sitting on a wall. The big
moron falls off. Why doesn't the little moron fall off? Because he's
a little more-on!
At least, there wasn't a house drummer egging him on with rim-shots.
LOL. You know, I must have missed that teaser because I don't remember
any of those. I have Totalled Unrecall! Who said them? What were the
circumstances? Thanks.
Dylan was injured when whatever he and Harper were working on blew up,
which was how he got poisoned (this is from memory, and some details
may not be accurate). There was one of those white-room scenes with
the Elysian (I think he ws called), and then Dylan "came to" (the
first of his delusions) in Harper's bar, lifting his head off the
table where Rhade was sitting drinking with him, and hearing Harper
doing this really painful-to-listen-to standup routine which, as
illustrated above, would have had Henny Youngman groaning.
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