Discussion:
The Last Wombat is Wavy.
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Nader Rijn van Wyck
2006-02-13 12:37:49 UTC
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There's some things I can't find
Some are better left alone
There are few things I won't find
Some are better left alone
Like that bulldog in the bathroom
Like that wombat on the phone
As I float in my leer jet
Without a sling shot or a shield
As I hang in my leer jet
Without a shotgun or a shield
Hey, a flying saucer wobbled past
With a bulldog at the wheel
Yeah
Can you give us a description
Said the air force on the phone
Can you certify you've seen this
Said the air force on the phone
No, but here's his passport
And his teeth mark's on the phone
If I take a long vacation
And nail my bulldog to a wall
If I leave this smoggy nation
And nail my bulldog to a wall
If my bulldog keeps his mouth shut
Will you remember me at all
±© Flipper Mike ®³
2006-02-13 13:27:56 UTC
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Post by Nader Rijn van Wyck
There's some things I can't find
Some are better left alone
There are few things I won't find
Some are better left alone
Like that bulldog in the bathroom
Like that wombat on the phone
As I float in my leer jet
Without a sling shot or a shield
As I hang in my leer jet
Without a shotgun or a shield
Hey, a flying saucer wobbled past
With a bulldog at the wheel
Yeah
Can you give us a description
Said the air force on the phone
Can you certify you've seen this
Said the air force on the phone
No, but here's his passport
And his teeth mark's on the phone
If I take a long vacation
And nail my bulldog to a wall
If I leave this smoggy nation
And nail my bulldog to a wall
If my bulldog keeps his mouth shut
Will you remember me at all
I put Wavy in the same category as Magnificent Bastard, both raving
stupid faggots! FM...
Billy Crabs
2006-02-13 14:10:38 UTC
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Post by Nader Rijn van Wyck
There's some things I can't find
Some are better left alone
There are few things I won't find
Some are better left alone
Like that bulldog in the bathroom
Like that wombat on the phone
As I float in my leer jet
Without a sling shot or a shield
As I hang in my leer jet
Without a shotgun or a shield
Hey, a flying saucer wobbled past
With a bulldog at the wheel
Yeah
Can you give us a description
Said the air force on the phone
Can you certify you've seen this
Said the air force on the phone
No, but here's his passport
And his teeth mark's on the phone
If I take a long vacation
And nail my bulldog to a wall
If I leave this smoggy nation
And nail my bulldog to a wall
If my bulldog keeps his mouth shut
Will you remember me at all
Ummm?........NO, Why the fuck are you nailing bulldogs to the wall? What
is ya? Ignant?
Wavy G
2006-02-13 19:26:28 UTC
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The results are in...Billy Crabs, you are NOT the father!
Post by Billy Crabs
Post by Nader Rijn van Wyck
There's some things I can't find
Some are better left alone
There are few things I won't find
Some are better left alone
Like that bulldog in the bathroom
Like that wombat on the phone
As I float in my leer jet
Without a sling shot or a shield
As I hang in my leer jet
Without a shotgun or a shield
Hey, a flying saucer wobbled past
With a bulldog at the wheel
Yeah
Can you give us a description
Said the air force on the phone
Can you certify you've seen this
Said the air force on the phone
No, but here's his passport
And his teeth mark's on the phone
If I take a long vacation
And nail my bulldog to a wall
If I leave this smoggy nation
And nail my bulldog to a wall
If my bulldog keeps his mouth shut
Will you remember me at all
Ummm?........NO, Why the fuck are you nailing bulldogs to the wall? What
is ya? Ignant?
See, the joke is, he's copying and pasting old song lyrics and
replacing certain words with "Wavy."

As little effort as was actually put into this schtick, I must say I
am still a little flattered.
Nader Rijn van Wyck
2006-02-14 05:01:03 UTC
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"See, the joke is, he's copying and pasting old song lyrics and
replacing certain words with "Wavy."
As little effort as was actually put into this schtick, I must say I am
still a little flattered."

Gosh. Thank ya, wavy. praise coming from you [finally] is a thing,
indeed. coming up with all original compositions is a bit beyond my
attention span.
Steve Leyland
2006-02-14 07:09:07 UTC
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Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: ***@Chosen1.org
"Wavy G"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: The results are in...Billy Crabs, you are NOT the father!
:
::
:: "Nader Rijn van Wyck" <***@webtv.net> wrote in message
:: news:1976-43F07D9D-***@storefull-3213.bay.webtv.net...
::: There's some things I can't find
::: Some are better left alone
::: There are few things I won't find
::: Some are better left alone
::: Like that bulldog in the bathroom
::: Like that wombat on the phone
::: As I float in my leer jet
::: Without a sling shot or a shield
::: As I hang in my leer jet
::: Without a shotgun or a shield
::: Hey, a flying saucer wobbled past
::: With a bulldog at the wheel
::: Yeah
::: Can you give us a description
::: Said the air force on the phone
::: Can you certify you've seen this
::: Said the air force on the phone
::: No, but here's his passport
::: And his teeth mark's on the phone
::: If I take a long vacation
::: And nail my bulldog to a wall
::: If I leave this smoggy nation
::: And nail my bulldog to a wall
::: If my bulldog keeps his mouth shut
::: Will you remember me at all
::
:: Ummm?........NO, Why the fuck are you nailing bulldogs to the wall?
:: What is ya? Ignant?
:
: See, the joke is, he's copying and pasting old song lyrics and
: replacing certain words with "Wavy."
:
: As little effort as was actually put into this schtick, I must say I
: am still a little flattered.

sheesh man. extremely poor quality of fanbois you have there.
--
Steve Leyland
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em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
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Wavy G
2006-02-14 09:34:37 UTC
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The results are in...Steve Leyland, you are NOT the father!
Post by Steve Leyland
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
"Wavy G"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
: The results are in...Billy Crabs, you are NOT the father!
::: There's some things I can't find
::: Some are better left alone
::: There are few things I won't find
::: Some are better left alone
::: Like that bulldog in the bathroom
::: Like that wombat on the phone
::: As I float in my leer jet
::: Without a sling shot or a shield
::: As I hang in my leer jet
::: Without a shotgun or a shield
::: Hey, a flying saucer wobbled past
::: With a bulldog at the wheel
::: Yeah
::: Can you give us a description
::: Said the air force on the phone
::: Can you certify you've seen this
::: Said the air force on the phone
::: No, but here's his passport
::: And his teeth mark's on the phone
::: If I take a long vacation
::: And nail my bulldog to a wall
::: If I leave this smoggy nation
::: And nail my bulldog to a wall
::: If my bulldog keeps his mouth shut
::: Will you remember me at all
:: Ummm?........NO, Why the fuck are you nailing bulldogs to the wall?
:: What is ya? Ignant?
: See, the joke is, he's copying and pasting old song lyrics and
: replacing certain words with "Wavy."
: As little effort as was actually put into this schtick, I must say I
: am still a little flattered.
sheesh man. extremely poor quality of fanbois you have there.
Hey, man. I can't help it. "You get what you give," you know? It's
like, karamel, or whatever.
dave hillstrom
2006-02-14 16:37:33 UTC
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On Tue, 14 Feb 2006 07:09:07 -0000, "Steve Leyland"
Post by Steve Leyland
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
"Wavy G"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
: The results are in...Billy Crabs, you are NOT the father!
::: There's some things I can't find
::: Some are better left alone
::: There are few things I won't find
::: Some are better left alone
::: Like that bulldog in the bathroom
::: Like that wombat on the phone
::: As I float in my leer jet
::: Without a sling shot or a shield
::: As I hang in my leer jet
::: Without a shotgun or a shield
::: Hey, a flying saucer wobbled past
::: With a bulldog at the wheel
::: Yeah
::: Can you give us a description
::: Said the air force on the phone
::: Can you certify you've seen this
::: Said the air force on the phone
::: No, but here's his passport
::: And his teeth mark's on the phone
::: If I take a long vacation
::: And nail my bulldog to a wall
::: If I leave this smoggy nation
::: And nail my bulldog to a wall
::: If my bulldog keeps his mouth shut
::: Will you remember me at all
:: Ummm?........NO, Why the fuck are you nailing bulldogs to the wall?
:: What is ya? Ignant?
: See, the joke is, he's copying and pasting old song lyrics and
: replacing certain words with "Wavy."
: As little effort as was actually put into this schtick, I must say I
: am still a little flattered.
sheesh man. extremely poor quality of fanbois you have there.
no kidding. Worst Fanbois ~Ever~.
--
dave hillstrom
"Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea."
- dave hillstrom mhm15x4
Nader Rijn van Wyck
2006-02-14 22:12:31 UTC
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"no kidding. Worst Fanbois ~Ever~".
--
Being the ONLY "fanboy", I am both the best AND worst. Of course,
dealing with wavy~g there is only high quality. Your derogatory
disparagement is irrelevant.
dave hillstrom
2006-02-14 23:01:15 UTC
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Post by Nader Rijn van Wyck
"no kidding. Worst Fanbois ~Ever~".
--
Being the ONLY "fanboy", I am both the best AND worst. Of course,
dealing with wavy~g there is only high quality. Your derogatory
disparagement is irrelevant.
look, you webtv idiot, if you dont want to get killfiled by the people youd
like to converse with, learn some manners and start attributing and,
hopefully, quoting more, to provide context. stop being an inconsiderate
ass and read up on some usenetiquette.

in addition, if you post your response below your sig separator again,
youll never see another response from me. i simply dont have time to fuck
around just to respond to you, mr. thoughtless.

its your choice.
--
dave hillstrom
"Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea."
- dave hillstrom mhm15x4
Wavy G
2006-02-15 04:22:04 UTC
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The results are in...dave hillstrom, you are NOT the father!
Post by dave hillstrom
Post by Nader Rijn van Wyck
"no kidding. Worst Fanbois ~Ever~".
--
Being the ONLY "fanboy", I am both the best AND worst. Of course,
dealing with wavy~g there is only high quality. Your derogatory
disparagement is irrelevant.
look, you webtv idiot, if you dont want to get killfiled by the people youd
like to converse with, learn some manners and start attributing and,
hopefully, quoting more, to provide context. stop being an inconsiderate
ass and read up on some usenetiquette.
in addition, if you post your response below your sig separator again,
youll never see another response from me. i simply dont have time to fuck
around just to respond to you, mr. thoughtless.
its your choice.
Hey, man. That's no way to talk to...whoever that guy is. He's
saying some pretty cool things about me, Wavy G. And, well, despite
my having no idea who he is, I think the fact that he has come here to
say cool things about me, Wavy G, is a reason to accept him, (whoever
he may be), so lay off, man.
Nader Rijn van Wyck
2006-02-15 07:03:10 UTC
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"look, you webtv idiot, if you dont want to get killfiled by the people
youd like to converse with, learn some manners and start attributing
and, hopefully, quoting more, to provide context. stop being an
inconsiderate ass and read up on some usenetiquette.
in addition, if you post your response below your sig separator again,
youll never see another response from me. i simply dont have time to
fuck around just to respond to you, mr. thoughtless.
its your choice."

[Hey, man. That's no way to talk to...whoever that guy is. He's saying
some pretty cool things about me, Wavy G. And, well, despite my having
no idea who he is, I think the fact that he has come here to say cool
things about me, Wavy G, is a reason to accept him, (whoever he may be),
so lay off, man.]

My hero rides to my aid at last! Thank you for your kind words, wavy~G.
That merciless maligning I was taking from certain other posters was
very hurtful to my feelings. I am only trying to spread good cheer and
redeem the unjustly bad image webtv users seem to have gotten [for
reasons I cannot fathom].
Wavy G
2006-02-15 07:32:41 UTC
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The results are in...Nader Rijn van Wyck, you are NOT the father!
Post by Nader Rijn van Wyck
"look, you webtv idiot, if you dont want to get killfiled by the people
youd like to converse with, learn some manners and start attributing
and, hopefully, quoting more, to provide context. stop being an
inconsiderate ass and read up on some usenetiquette.
in addition, if you post your response below your sig separator again,
youll never see another response from me. i simply dont have time to
fuck around just to respond to you, mr. thoughtless.
its your choice."
[Hey, man. That's no way to talk to...whoever that guy is. He's saying
some pretty cool things about me, Wavy G. And, well, despite my having
no idea who he is, I think the fact that he has come here to say cool
things about me, Wavy G, is a reason to accept him, (whoever he may be),
so lay off, man.]
My hero rides to my aid at last! Thank you for your kind words, wavy~G.
That merciless maligning I was taking from certain other posters
You're talking about Dave Hillstrom, aren't you?

It's okay, you don't have to say. I know, he can be a real jake
sometimes. By the way, who the hell are you, anyway?
Post by Nader Rijn van Wyck
was very hurtful to my feelings. I am only trying to spread good cheer
and redeem the unjustly bad image webtv users seem to have gotten [for
reasons I cannot fathom].
dave hillstrom
2006-02-15 13:03:21 UTC
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Post by Nader Rijn van Wyck
"look, you webtv idiot, if you dont want to get killfiled by the people
youd like to converse with, learn some manners and start attributing
and, hopefully, quoting more, to provide context. stop being an
inconsiderate ass and read up on some usenetiquette.
in addition, if you post your response below your sig separator again,
youll never see another response from me. i simply dont have time to
fuck around just to respond to you, mr. thoughtless.
its your choice."
[Hey, man. That's no way to talk to...whoever that guy is. He's saying
some pretty cool things about me, Wavy G. And, well, despite my having
no idea who he is, I think the fact that he has come here to say cool
things about me, Wavy G, is a reason to accept him, (whoever he may be),
so lay off, man.]
My hero rides to my aid at last! Thank you for your kind words, wavy~G.
That merciless maligning I was taking from certain other posters was
very hurtful to my feelings. I am only trying to spread good cheer and
redeem the unjustly bad image webtv users seem to have gotten [for
reasons I cannot fathom].
well, then, you are failing miserably. one last time. quote and
attribute. properly. so people can read your stuff quickly. other
webtvers do it, so you can do it. or this is the last response of mine
youll get. if you dont care, dont listen to me. my killfile still has
plenty of room. but dont deceive yourself that im the only one that thinks
youre being rude. i just happen to be the one to tell you.
--
dave hillstrom
"Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea."
- dave hillstrom mhm15x4
dave hillstrom
2006-02-15 12:54:57 UTC
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Post by Wavy G
The results are in...dave hillstrom, you are NOT the father!
Post by dave hillstrom
Post by Nader Rijn van Wyck
"no kidding. Worst Fanbois ~Ever~".
--
Being the ONLY "fanboy", I am both the best AND worst. Of course,
dealing with wavy~g there is only high quality. Your derogatory
disparagement is irrelevant.
look, you webtv idiot, if you dont want to get killfiled by the people youd
like to converse with, learn some manners and start attributing and,
hopefully, quoting more, to provide context. stop being an inconsiderate
ass and read up on some usenetiquette.
in addition, if you post your response below your sig separator again,
youll never see another response from me. i simply dont have time to fuck
around just to respond to you, mr. thoughtless.
its your choice.
Hey, man. That's no way to talk to...whoever that guy is. He's
saying some pretty cool things about me, Wavy G. And, well, despite
my having no idea who he is, I think the fact that he has come here to
say cool things about me, Wavy G, is a reason to accept him, (whoever
he may be), so lay off, man.
too late. its done. once that ship leaves, yer stuck on the docks.
forever. with old dead sun-bloated rotting fish smell.
--
dave hillstrom
"Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea."
- dave hillstrom mhm15x4
Nader Rijn van Wyck
2006-02-15 13:04:24 UTC
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"too late. its done. once that ship leaves, yer stuck on the docks.
forever. with old dead sun-bloated rotting fish smell."

Indeed, dave, you ARE stuck on the docks smelling of rotted fish and
shame. Glad to hear you admit it. It is the first step towards your cure
and eventual return to polite society.
dave hillstrom
2006-02-15 15:23:40 UTC
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Post by Nader Rijn van Wyck
"too late. its done. once that ship leaves, yer stuck on the docks.
forever. with old dead sun-bloated rotting fish smell."
Indeed, dave, you ARE stuck on the docks smelling of rotted fish and
shame. Glad to hear you admit it. It is the first step towards your cure
and eventual return to polite society.
i tried to learn ya, but you just wouldnt listen. oh, and, you might want
to get help with that reading comprehension problem of yours as well. i
know, you wont understand that. thats why you need help.

ta.

*ploink*
--
dave hillstrom
"Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea."
- dave hillstrom mhm15x4
Nader Rijn van Wyck
2006-02-15 15:48:29 UTC
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"i tried to learn ya, but you just wouldnt listen. oh, and, you might
want to get help with that reading comprehension problem of yours as
well. i know, you wont understand that. thats why you need help. ta.
*ploink*"

Bye, dave. Farewell and good riddance. May our paths never cross again.
Plonk away, old son. Y'all don't come back now, y'hear?
marci
2006-02-20 17:25:14 UTC
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Post by Wavy G
The results are in...Billy Crabs, you are NOT the father!
Post by Billy Crabs
Post by Nader Rijn van Wyck
There's some things I can't find
Some are better left alone
There are few things I won't find
Some are better left alone
Like that bulldog in the bathroom
Like that wombat on the phone
As I float in my leer jet
Without a sling shot or a shield
As I hang in my leer jet
Without a shotgun or a shield
Hey, a flying saucer wobbled past
With a bulldog at the wheel
Yeah
Can you give us a description
Said the air force on the phone
Can you certify you've seen this
Said the air force on the phone
No, but here's his passport
And his teeth mark's on the phone
If I take a long vacation
And nail my bulldog to a wall
If I leave this smoggy nation
And nail my bulldog to a wall
If my bulldog keeps his mouth shut
Will you remember me at all
Ummm?........NO, Why the fuck are you nailing bulldogs to the wall? What
is ya? Ignant?
See, the joke is, he's copying and pasting old song lyrics and
replacing certain words with "Wavy."
As little effort as was actually put into this schtick, I must say I
am still a little flattered.
this is cute. you have a little pal now, don't you?
Wavy G
2006-02-20 19:17:35 UTC
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The results are in...marci, you are NOT the father!
Post by marci
Post by Wavy G
The results are in...Billy Crabs, you are NOT the father!
Post by Billy Crabs
Post by Nader Rijn van Wyck
There's some things I can't find
Some are better left alone
There are few things I won't find
Some are better left alone
Like that bulldog in the bathroom
Like that wombat on the phone
As I float in my leer jet
Without a sling shot or a shield
As I hang in my leer jet
Without a shotgun or a shield
Hey, a flying saucer wobbled past
With a bulldog at the wheel
Yeah
Can you give us a description
Said the air force on the phone
Can you certify you've seen this
Said the air force on the phone
No, but here's his passport
And his teeth mark's on the phone
If I take a long vacation
And nail my bulldog to a wall
If I leave this smoggy nation
And nail my bulldog to a wall
If my bulldog keeps his mouth shut
Will you remember me at all
Ummm?........NO, Why the fuck are you nailing bulldogs to the wall? What
is ya? Ignant?
See, the joke is, he's copying and pasting old song lyrics and
replacing certain words with "Wavy."
As little effort as was actually put into this schtick, I must say I
am still a little flattered.
this is cute. you have a little pal now, don't you?
Yeah, except that his obsession over me is frightening to my other
friends. I wish they could just accept him for that :-( <-- ("frowny
face").
marci
2006-02-20 21:44:05 UTC
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Post by Wavy G
The results are in...marci, you are NOT the father!
Post by marci
Post by Wavy G
The results are in...Billy Crabs, you are NOT the father!
Post by Billy Crabs
Post by Nader Rijn van Wyck
There's some things I can't find
Some are better left alone
There are few things I won't find
Some are better left alone
Like that bulldog in the bathroom
Like that wombat on the phone
As I float in my leer jet
Without a sling shot or a shield
As I hang in my leer jet
Without a shotgun or a shield
Hey, a flying saucer wobbled past
With a bulldog at the wheel
Yeah
Can you give us a description
Said the air force on the phone
Can you certify you've seen this
Said the air force on the phone
No, but here's his passport
And his teeth mark's on the phone
If I take a long vacation
And nail my bulldog to a wall
If I leave this smoggy nation
And nail my bulldog to a wall
If my bulldog keeps his mouth shut
Will you remember me at all
Ummm?........NO, Why the fuck are you nailing bulldogs to the wall? What
is ya? Ignant?
See, the joke is, he's copying and pasting old song lyrics and
replacing certain words with "Wavy."
As little effort as was actually put into this schtick, I must say I
am still a little flattered.
this is cute. you have a little pal now, don't you?
Yeah, except that his obsession over me is frightening to my other
friends. I wish they could just accept him for that :-( <-- ("frowny
face").
not everywon has a hear that's a gold as yours, wavy pee.
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