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Billy Crabs
2006-03-03 14:14:45 UTC
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Last weekend I was playing basketball at the community center basketball
court with some friends and some of the people I didn't know. While we
were playing I saw this guy running and a huge rolled up wad of toilet
paper fell out of the pant leg of his gym shorts and nobody said anthing
about it. Everyone acted like nothing happened and I know everyone could
see it. There was enough toilet paper to wipe 3 asses and the friggen guy
never even picked it up. It made me sick and I went home. All I can think
of is that the guy had a leaky anus and the toilet paper was there to
absorb it but for Christ sake if it falls in the middle of a basketball
court, pick the fucking mess up!
§nuhw¤Lf
2006-03-03 15:20:32 UTC
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On Fri, 03 Mar 2006 14:14:45 GMT
Post by Billy Crabs
Last weekend I was playing basketball at the community center basketball
court with some friends and some of the people I didn't know. While we
were playing I saw this guy running and a huge rolled up wad of toilet
paper fell out of the pant leg of his gym shorts and nobody said anthing
about it. Everyone acted like nothing happened and I know everyone could
see it. There was enough toilet paper to wipe 3 asses and the friggen guy
never even picked it up. It made me sick and I went home. All I can think
of is that the guy had a leaky anus and the toilet paper was there to
absorb it but for Christ sake if it falls in the middle of a basketball
court, pick the fucking mess up!
And you're hoping he reads usenet because you didnt have the balls to point it out?
Hmmm...

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Billy Crabs
2006-03-03 15:29:10 UTC
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Post by §nuhw¤Lf
On Fri, 03 Mar 2006 14:14:45 GMT
Post by Billy Crabs
Last weekend I was playing basketball at the community center basketball
court with some friends and some of the people I didn't know. While we
were playing I saw this guy running and a huge rolled up wad of toilet
paper fell out of the pant leg of his gym shorts and nobody said anthing
about it. Everyone acted like nothing happened and I know everyone could
see it. There was enough toilet paper to wipe 3 asses and the friggen guy
never even picked it up. It made me sick and I went home. All I can think
of is that the guy had a leaky anus and the toilet paper was there to
absorb it but for Christ sake if it falls in the middle of a basketball
court, pick the fucking mess up!
And you're hoping he reads usenet because you didnt have the balls to point it out?
Hmmm...
Well yeah, I didn't want to piss him off and have to mix it up with a guy
who has a leaky anus and no absorbant protection. It could have gotten
messy.
Perkoff.com
2006-03-04 02:22:45 UTC
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Post by Billy Crabs
Post by §nuhw¤Lf
On Fri, 03 Mar 2006 14:14:45 GMT
Post by Billy Crabs
Last weekend I was playing basketball at the community center basketball
court with some friends and some of the people I didn't know. While we
were playing I saw this guy running and a huge rolled up wad of toilet
paper fell out of the pant leg of his gym shorts and nobody said anthing
about it. Everyone acted like nothing happened and I know everyone could
see it. There was enough toilet paper to wipe 3 asses and the friggen guy
never even picked it up. It made me sick and I went home. All I can think
of is that the guy had a leaky anus and the toilet paper was there to
absorb it but for Christ sake if it falls in the middle of a basketball
court, pick the fucking mess up!
And you're hoping he reads usenet because you didnt have the balls to point it out?
Hmmm...
Well yeah, I didn't want to piss him off and have to mix it up with a guy
who has a leaky anus and no absorbant protection. It could have gotten
messy.
You should post this story on Pekoff.com.
§nuhw¤Lf
2006-03-04 15:16:20 UTC
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On Fri, 03 Mar 2006 15:29:10 GMT
Post by Billy Crabs
Post by §nuhw¤Lf
On Fri, 03 Mar 2006 14:14:45 GMT
Post by Billy Crabs
Last weekend I was playing basketball at the community center basketball
court with some friends and some of the people I didn't know. While we
were playing I saw this guy running and a huge rolled up wad of toilet
paper fell out of the pant leg of his gym shorts and nobody said anthing
about it. Everyone acted like nothing happened and I know everyone could
see it. There was enough toilet paper to wipe 3 asses and the friggen guy
never even picked it up. It made me sick and I went home. All I can think
of is that the guy had a leaky anus and the toilet paper was there to
absorb it but for Christ sake if it falls in the middle of a basketball
court, pick the fucking mess up!
And you're hoping he reads usenet because you didnt have the balls to point it out?
Hmmm...
Well yeah, I didn't want to piss him off and have to mix it up with a guy
who has a leaky anus and no absorbant protection. It could have gotten
messy.
You could probably outrun a guy with anal leakage...
FYI

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Billy Crabs
2006-03-04 15:46:27 UTC
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Post by §nuhw¤Lf
On Fri, 03 Mar 2006 15:29:10 GMT
Post by Billy Crabs
Post by §nuhw¤Lf
On Fri, 03 Mar 2006 14:14:45 GMT
Post by Billy Crabs
Last weekend I was playing basketball at the community center basketball
court with some friends and some of the people I didn't know. While we
were playing I saw this guy running and a huge rolled up wad of toilet
paper fell out of the pant leg of his gym shorts and nobody said anthing
about it. Everyone acted like nothing happened and I know everyone could
see it. There was enough toilet paper to wipe 3 asses and the friggen guy
never even picked it up. It made me sick and I went home. All I can think
of is that the guy had a leaky anus and the toilet paper was there to
absorb it but for Christ sake if it falls in the middle of a basketball
court, pick the fucking mess up!
And you're hoping he reads usenet because you didnt have the balls to point it out?
Hmmm...
Well yeah, I didn't want to piss him off and have to mix it up with a guy
who has a leaky anus and no absorbant protection. It could have gotten
messy.
You could probably outrun a guy with anal leakage...
FYI
I know, but why risk it? What if I had tripped and he tried to leaked on
me? Next time I'll wear an industrial waste suit to play in and if that
toilet paper falls out again I'll put on my protective gear and shove that
toilet paper right in his mouth and everyone can stand around him in a
circle and laugh at him and everyone will say "It's about time someone did
something about that leaky ass buttfucker, non of us were brave enough to
stand up to him" and then we'll go get beers after the game and they'll all
want me to keep telling the story over and over and I'll have a girl on
each side of me and they'll rub my chest as I tell it again and they'll say
"Billy, can we suck your dick?" and I'll say "sure!". That could happen, ya
know.
§nuhw¤Lf
2006-03-05 15:25:41 UTC
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On Sat, 04 Mar 2006 15:46:27 GMT
Post by Billy Crabs
Post by §nuhw¤Lf
On Fri, 03 Mar 2006 15:29:10 GMT
Post by Billy Crabs
Post by §nuhw¤Lf
On Fri, 03 Mar 2006 14:14:45 GMT
Post by Billy Crabs
Last weekend I was playing basketball at the community center basketball
court with some friends and some of the people I didn't know. While we
were playing I saw this guy running and a huge rolled up wad of toilet
paper fell out of the pant leg of his gym shorts and nobody said anthing
about it. Everyone acted like nothing happened and I know everyone could
see it. There was enough toilet paper to wipe 3 asses and the friggen guy
never even picked it up. It made me sick and I went home. All I can think
of is that the guy had a leaky anus and the toilet paper was there to
absorb it but for Christ sake if it falls in the middle of a basketball
court, pick the fucking mess up!
And you're hoping he reads usenet because you didnt have the balls to point it out?
Hmmm...
Well yeah, I didn't want to piss him off and have to mix it up with a guy
who has a leaky anus and no absorbant protection. It could have gotten
messy.
You could probably outrun a guy with anal leakage...
FYI
I know, but why risk it? What if I had tripped and he tried to leaked on
me? Next time I'll wear an industrial waste suit to play in and if that
toilet paper falls out again I'll put on my protective gear and shove that
toilet paper right in his mouth and everyone can stand around him in a
circle and laugh at him and everyone will say "It's about time someone did
something about that leaky ass buttfucker, non of us were brave enough to
stand up to him" and then we'll go get beers after the game and they'll all
want me to keep telling the story over and over and I'll have a girl on
each side of me and they'll rub my chest as I tell it again and they'll say
"Billy, can we suck your dick?" and I'll say "sure!". That could happen, ya
know.
Your world is *way* more interesting than mine.

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www.smirkingchimp.com
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2006-03-05 05:44:22 UTC
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Post by Billy Crabs
Last weekend I was playing basketball at the community center basketball
court with some friends and some of the people I didn't know. While we
were playing I saw this guy running and a huge rolled up wad of toilet
paper fell out of the pant leg of his gym shorts and nobody said anthing
about it. Everyone acted like nothing happened and I know everyone could
see it. There was enough toilet paper to wipe 3 asses and the friggen guy
never even picked it up. It made me sick and I went home. All I can think
of is that the guy had a leaky anus and the toilet paper was there to
absorb it but for Christ sake if it falls in the middle of a basketball
court, pick the fucking mess up!
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Billy Crabs
2006-03-05 14:24:32 UTC
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Post by Billy Crabs
Last weekend I was playing basketball at the community center basketball
court with some friends and some of the people I didn't know. While we
were playing I saw this guy running and a huge rolled up wad of toilet
paper fell out of the pant leg of his gym shorts and nobody said anthing
about it. Everyone acted like nothing happened and I know everyone could
see it. There was enough toilet paper to wipe 3 asses and the friggen guy
never even picked it up. It made me sick and I went home. All I can think
of is that the guy had a leaky anus and the toilet paper was there to
absorb it but for Christ sake if it falls in the middle of a basketball
court, pick the fucking mess up!
http://intermaweb.org/img/hines_caps2.jpg
Wow, that guy must feel pretty good after taking a shit like that. He
must've been holding that one for a month.
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2006-03-07 10:08:56 UTC
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Post by Billy Crabs
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Post by Billy Crabs
Last weekend I was playing basketball at the community center basketball
court with some friends and some of the people I didn't know. While we
were playing I saw this guy running and a huge rolled up wad of toilet
paper fell out of the pant leg of his gym shorts and nobody said anthing
about it. Everyone acted like nothing happened and I know everyone could
see it. There was enough toilet paper to wipe 3 asses and the friggen guy
never even picked it up. It made me sick and I went home. All I can think
of is that the guy had a leaky anus and the toilet paper was there to
absorb it but for Christ sake if it falls in the middle of a basketball
court, pick the fucking mess up!
http://intermaweb.org/img/hines_caps2.jpg
Wow, that guy must feel pretty good after taking a shit like that. He
must've been holding that one for a month.
Loading Image...
--
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh

*********************************************************************
* GEORGE BUSH WIPES HIS ASS WITH THE ____________ *
* CONSTITUTION AGAIN! / / \ *
* __ __ __ _ | WE | ( ) | *
* | | / \ | | | | | THE |\__ / *
* | |__ | () | | |__ |_| |PEOPLE | *
* |_____| \__/ |_____| (_) |________| *
* *
*********************************************************************
* BTW, George Bush's head looks like a chimp. *
* *
* .-"-. _________________________________ *
* _/.-.-.\_ / \ *
* ( o o ) | Executive Privilege r0><3r$!!! | *
* |/ " \| _-_ \_ _____________________________/ *
* \ .0 ./ | / | / *
* \ / / / |/ *
* /`"""`--/ / / *
* / / *
* / ' ./ *
* | \_____/ *
* *
*********************************************************************
WTF is Fred Ziffel?


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/ \ /-----\
| (@) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
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